Marilyn Monroe Admirer Gifts

Old Lady Does Marilyn Monroe Impression.

Felix Mendelssohn

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

Alien Snowmen

Alien Assumption

Hildegard von Bingen

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

'The cool thing about being a kangaroo is that I can actually watch my baby grow...'

How's the new one?

"Hop in Joey, it's bath time."

Robert Schumann

Charles Baudelaire

Frontispiece to the Artists' Catalogue.

Count Valmont- Proposed Titlepage to 'Les Liasons Dangereuses'

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'

'He's still addressing the nation.'

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes II

J. M. W. Turner

"He's one hundred and five years old and I think it's disgusting!"

There are planets where lifeforms are almost human...

'Universal remote, my eye!'

'Let's move on to a place where the earthlings appear smarter'

With the aid of an abacus, Elizabeth Barrett Browning counts the ways.

Atomic Bear: Part 20

'Your mum says it's okay for you to sleep over in my pouch.'

Charles I

Queen reigning.

"Okay, we get it - You're a social conservative!"

"We traveled 65 million miles so you could get a boob job?"

"Any apologies for absence?"

'Go on then.....Rule!'

London Gin Company Limited - By Appointment to Queen Mother

'My home planet has been totally destroyed by global warming...we're going to invade your planet!'