Marilyn Monroe Admirer T-Shirts

Old Lady Does Marilyn Monroe Impression.

Felix Mendelssohn

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

Alien Snowmen

Hildegard von Bingen

Alien Assumption

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

'The cool thing about being a kangaroo is that I can actually watch my baby grow...'

"Hop in Joey, it's bath time."

How's the new one?

Robert Schumann

Frontispiece to the Artists' Catalogue.

Charles Baudelaire

Count Valmont- Proposed Titlepage to 'Les Liasons Dangereuses'

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'

'Universal remote, my eye!'

'He's still addressing the nation.'

There are planets where lifeforms are almost human...

'Let's move on to a place where the earthlings appear smarter'

"He's one hundred and five years old and I think it's disgusting!"

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes II

J. M. W. Turner

With the aid of an abacus, Elizabeth Barrett Browning counts the ways.

'Your mum says it's okay for you to sleep over in my pouch.'

Charles I

Queen reigning.

"Okay, we get it - You're a social conservative!"

"We traveled 65 million miles so you could get a boob job?"

London Gin Company Limited - By Appointment to Queen Mother

"Any apologies for absence?"

Ethelred II

'Go on then.....Rule!'

'My home planet has been totally destroyed by global warming...we're going to invade your planet!'