Marijuana Humorist Pillows

"Any pain relief with the cannabis?"

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

Medicinal plants

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

'One placebo or two, doctor?'

Modern Witch Shoppe

Little Farm Shop of Horrors with G.M produce turned into man eating plant

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

"I'm sorry, but it's just not going to work out between us. We're contraindicated."

"Where are the perineums?" "Aisle 3. Between the vaginas and the rectums."

'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'

'Side effects may include loss of appetite, job, home and family.'

'We can do extensive blood work, take x-rays, check your prostate. . .or I could sell you some great weed for $50.'

"I suggest you take these pills on an empty stomach."

'They say pot makes you less motivated, but I've already been to Taco Bell eleven times today.'

"May I suggest we up your medication, sire.

"Your report card says you don't interact well with other medications."

"Psst...The grass is a plant!"

"I like my job because I can afford better psychotropic drugs than my colleagues!"

'Well the dog's been passively smoking our fags for the past ten years, so I think it's only fair that he has a nicotene patch too.'

If you're still not suffering fools gladly in two weeks, we'll up the dosage.

"These drugs won't do much, but the combined side effects are a hoot!"

"I gave up fire breathing and switched to vaping."

Drunken rooster has a hangover while sun rises.

Grumpy man telling a teddy bear whoes watching TV to get out of his chair

'And me fresh out of xanax.'

Venus fly trap.

Bathing Flowers.

"It's a crank call - just heavy transpiration."

'If you experience pain and discomfort in removing the cap... double the dosage.'

"I see you've laid out your garden."

'Honey have you seen my Viagra'

"What seems to be the problem?"

Smoking and non-smoking sides of a Volcano.

Vern left his weed on the couch again. Bad for Vern. Good for Scooter.