Cannabis Humor Appreciator Pillows

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"

"Nah, dude, I'm Tokey Bear. Smokey's on vacation. Hey you got any snacks?"

"You come highly recommended. I like that."

"He's been like that ever since he stopped eating the stuff and began smoking it."

'Join us. There' a talk on medical marijuana and a pot-luck dinner afterward.'

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"

"My joints... are almost done"

"I've tried Buddhism, Taoism, Transendental meditation, Confucionism, Theolog, Scientgology....but I've found a good hand rolled joint of homegrown works best!"

'We can do extensive blood work, take x-rays, check your prostate. . .or I could sell you some great weed for $50.'

'Wow, the support for legalizing marijuana is really picking up!'

"I like my job because I can afford better psychotropic drugs than my colleagues!"

"Any pain relief with the cannabis?"

'Mother, are you sure your marijuana use is purely medicinal?'

'Yep. Rex here is the best darn drug-sniffing dog on the force.'

'Hey, a pot...ted plant. Bless you, my man.'

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"Have you seen my stash?" "No. But have you seen the giant flying fire breathing chickens in the kitchen?!"

"Like a Blind Stoned Cowboy!"

"The bad news is our stock is down. The good news is our shareholders don't seem to care."

At last - Stonedhenge

Far out Man! A pot machine!

"The 'Recreational Use of Marijuana' proposal passed in this state."

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'I'm making pot pie.'

'It's for my glaucoma.'

The Harvest

G.M. leaf.