Cannabis Humor Appreciator Pillows

'They say pot makes you less motivated, but I've already been to Taco Bell eleven times today.'

Bribes for Jabs

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

"Nah, dude, I'm Tokey Bear. Smokey's on vacation. Hey you got any snacks?"

"You come highly recommended. I like that."

"He's been like that ever since he stopped eating the stuff and began smoking it."

'Join us. There' a talk on medical marijuana and a pot-luck dinner afterward.'

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

"My joints... are almost done"

Stoner Dog

"I've tried Buddhism, Taoism, Transendental meditation, Confucionism, Theolog, Scientgology....but I've found a good hand rolled joint of homegrown works best!"

'We can do extensive blood work, take x-rays, check your prostate. . .or I could sell you some great weed for $50.'

'Wow, the support for legalizing marijuana is really picking up!'

"I like my job because I can afford better psychotropic drugs than my colleagues!"

"Any pain relief with the cannabis?"

'Mother, are you sure your marijuana use is purely medicinal?'

'Yep. Rex here is the best darn drug-sniffing dog on the force.'

CBD Products Every 1/2 Mile

'Easter egg design went from the traditional to the psychedelic design around the time the Easter Bunny began growing and smoking his own Easter basket grass.'

'Hey, a pot...ted plant. Bless you, my man.'

"The 'Recreational Use of Marijuana' proposal passed in this state."

"The bad news is our stock is down. The good news is our shareholders don't seem to care."

"Like a Blind Stoned Cowboy!"

"Have you seen my stash?" "No. But have you seen the giant flying fire breathing chickens in the kitchen?!"

At last - Stonedhenge

'I'm making pot pie.'

Far out Man! A pot machine!

Hemp Bombs

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'It's for my glaucoma.'

The Harvest