Mardi Gras T-Shirts

Time for pancakes!

Louisiana Mask Mandate

Is that pancake ready yet?

Pancakes

Catholic Priest Gay Mardi Gras

Drinking hurricanes in New Orleans

Mardi Gras

"Guess who brought king cake!"

"Throw me somethin', mister."

"For Lent, I'm giving up the other parts of my religion."

Happy St Pancakes Day!

Happy St Pancakes Day

Masked Ball

Pancake toss

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

'He was hosting a business dinner for 300. Those were his last words.'

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

PSYCHIATRIC CLINIC, 'You know what I dread? -- March madness!'

I love Marimba

"Well, I guess this rock sample pretty much clears up any lingering doubts about life on Mars!"

"Has it occurred to you one of us might be a mirage?"

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

Whack a Marimba

"How are my animal mascot teams doing?"

Life Discovered on Mars

I'm turning to the 'Duck' side!

Happy Cinco De Mayo!

'Who put that thing there?'

"Be careful, otherwise the Earthlings will find us and terrorize us with spam mails, advertising calls and cat pictures!"

'You won't believe this darling. But, I almost didn't ask you out on this date, because I thought you might be a mirage.'

"Gerald is retired, but during March Madness, he goes back to the office to play the college hoops sports pools."

"Your rose dust gets into everything, and your caladiums attract toads; and another thing: your damn marigolds are stinking up the whole area."

"For goodness sakes, Harold. Stop preening!"