Macramé Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Last year it was macrame, this year it's Christianity"

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

'Where were you when I was into macrame?'

Mardi Gras

"Caricatures $20"

Cricket - The Pride of the Village.

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

'Are you guys still watching the tapestry? Why don't you go outside it's such a nice day!'

Louisiana Mask Mandate

International House of Paperwork

'Hang on a minute! We forgot to write down that check number in the giant register...'

"Throw me somethin', mister."

'She files things on a biblical basis. Seek and ye shall find.'

'I got confused by the news system so filed everything under 'M' for miscellaneous!'

Future Candidates For "Colorization"

'This is Henry, he'll show you the ins and outs.'

The Venerable Bede

"You're right - organs do look more festive in these cute mason jars."

Poetry reading nightly

'911!'

Australian stress counselling.

Desk boxes: 'TOO LITTLE...TOO LATE'

'Whatever it is you're doing down there, Malcolm, I think it's affecting the television.'

Pancakes

Drinking hurricanes in New Orleans

"If there's anything more we can do for you, don't hesitate to fill out the proper forms."

The grim reaper (of humans) and the angel of death (for dogs) are foreshadowing the imminent death of a man and his doh.

CITY HALL, NO PROBLEM IS TOO BIG OR TOO SMALL., 'Oh, no, your problem isn't too big or too small - it's just too difficult.'

Desk Bins: Do Over/Do Over Again/Closer, but Re-Do/Return to Top Bin.

'Paperwork just lacked that personal touch, don't you agree?'

'I thought I'd try making marmalade. Do we have any marmals?'

"If I had my life to live over again, I'd unlearn macrame."

Coffee, toast and some of my special homemade turkey marmalade!

"To open a new credit account, I need to see some credit history."