Macramé Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Last year it was macrame, this year it's Christianity"

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

'Where were you when I was into macrame?'

Mardi Gras

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

Cricket - The Pride of the Village.

"Caricatures $20"

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

'Are you guys still watching the tapestry? Why don't you go outside it's such a nice day!'

Golfers forming the raising the flag on Iwo Jima.

Louisiana Mask Mandate

"Throw me somethin', mister."

'Hang on a minute! We forgot to write down that check number in the giant register...'

'I got confused by the news system so filed everything under 'M' for miscellaneous!'

'She files things on a biblical basis. Seek and ye shall find.'

Future Candidates For "Colorization"

International House of Paperwork

Cow InOut Trays.

Poetry reading nightly

"You're right - organs do look more festive in these cute mason jars."

Clark Gable.

'This is Henry, he'll show you the ins and outs.'

The Venerable Bede

'911!'

Australian stress counselling.

Desk boxes: 'TOO LITTLE...TOO LATE'

'Whatever it is you're doing down there, Malcolm, I think it's affecting the television.'

Drinking hurricanes in New Orleans

Pancakes

"If there's anything more we can do for you, don't hesitate to fill out the proper forms."

The grim reaper (of humans) and the angel of death (for dogs) are foreshadowing the imminent death of a man and his doh.

Desk Bins: Do Over/Do Over Again/Closer, but Re-Do/Return to Top Bin.

CITY HALL, NO PROBLEM IS TOO BIG OR TOO SMALL., 'Oh, no, your problem isn't too big or too small - it's just too difficult.'

'Paperwork just lacked that personal touch, don't you agree?'

"To open a new credit account, I need to see some credit history."