Marco Polo Enthusiast Gifts

A Classic Goldfish Game.

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

'Where's my horse?'

Polo player on an inflatable horse.

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up... Can I have your autograph please?'

Custer's Last Rollo

Polo pony

The pre-frenzy huddle.

Man stuck on desert island with WiFi router.

'My wife wanted me to get more active in sports, so I signed up or TWO fantasy football leagues.'

Training Polo Ponies

'Globalisation' Men with globes for heads labled after the five continents

"It's a polo pony"

"Thanks old friend. That was awesome!"

'That's right kiddo, kings, queens, emperors, sultans and maharajas! I mingled with them all...'

Showjumping for the Royals with football fan in background

Gentleman in a pink frock coat

Crab pinches a water polo goalkeeper

"This is a truly international sporting event...no Britons involved whatsoever!"

'They shouldn't allow polo players on the fairways.'

Horse polo player followed by player with long pooper scooper.

"Extreme Marco Polo"

If there were one place on earth you'd never visit, where would that be, Randy? Easy: That would be McMurdo Station, Antarctica, little buddy. Nothing encourages hot snuggling more than being marooned in an icy wasteland. That would be a total waste of my skills of seduction. No challenge. I'd never visit the Mariana Trench. People don't live anywhere near there, and it's the deepest spot in the ocean ... so there'd be no wifi and not even satellite internet could reach it. We should have our ow

"Polo was a lot more fun before the animal rights people got involved!"

Count Almaviva

Global warming sign number 19: Polo bears are a new menace up north.

"I played polo in college."

Quentin de la Tour

"Sounds like your father is rooting for lots of different countries."

'Well, unfortunately, I don't really 'play' polo: My rider never lets me hit the ball...'

Poorest understanding of water polo ever. . .

Nuclear talks.

'Who cares about one tooth more or less...'

Weighted Water Polo