Marco Polo Enthusiast Gifts

A Classic Goldfish Game.

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

'Where's my horse?'

Polo player on an inflatable horse.

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up... Can I have your autograph please?'

Custer's Last Rollo

The pre-frenzy huddle.

Man stuck on desert island with WiFi router.

'My wife wanted me to get more active in sports, so I signed up or TWO fantasy football leagues.'

Training Polo Ponies

'Globalisation' Men with globes for heads labled after the five continents

"It's a polo pony"

Gentleman in a pink frock coat

'That's right kiddo, kings, queens, emperors, sultans and maharajas! I mingled with them all...'

Showjumping for the Royals with football fan in background

Crab pinches a water polo goalkeeper

"This is a truly international sporting event...no Britons involved whatsoever!"

'They shouldn't allow polo players on the fairways.'

Horse polo player followed by player with long pooper scooper.

Poorest understanding of water polo ever. . .

Count Almaviva

'Well, unfortunately, I don't really 'play' polo: My rider never lets me hit the ball...'

"Extreme Marco Polo"

"Polo was a lot more fun before the animal rights people got involved!"

Quentin de la Tour

"I played polo in college."

'Who cares about one tooth more or less...'

Nuclear talks.

'Polo dear, we're going to play Polo, not Water-Polo...'

'My horse threw a shoe, so the stable gave me a loaner!'