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"No I don't want to play marbles again."

"You're on a what?!"

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

"Frankly, Jackie Paper, I’ve done all I can with strings and sealing wax."

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

The Lawman

'For the last time, Megan, she won a blue ribbon at the Imperial Valley Fair... I mean, my hands are tied here.'

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

"Gee, Marshal, he must have been one of the good guys"

'You two gun Billy one leg the bandit?'

'Yesterday he was a kingpin, but today he's just a lynchpin.'

'They say he came to clean up the town.'

Continental marshal

'Hey, I've found another one! Let's go and play marbles...'

"There ain't enough room in this here town for two arthritics, stranger..."

"I warned you, Kid! I brought back up!!"

"Well here's your trouble right here...Your flints have gone."

Magic Mushrooms

"Nope, Jeb's my pardner. My partner is Zeke."

Sheriff sits near workboxes which read: Dead, and Alive.

"We're not having any luck finding fugitive outlaws, so we decided to search for the meaning of life instead."

A Man Hangs Sap Buckets On The Lampposts

Dang prairie dogs!

'For the last time. First we catch out man, then we go on a wine tour.'

'Suddenly, I feel quite vulnerable.'

'When you say I have 24 hours to get out of town, does that include the grace period?'

'Boys, you'll have to leave your guns with me during happy hour.'

Posse, Goddammit!, I said round up a posse!

'I've got my eye on you.'

"Let's just say you left a paper trail."