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"No I don't want to play marbles again."

"You're on a what?!"

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

"Frankly, Jackie Paper, I’ve done all I can with strings and sealing wax."

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

The Lawman

'For the last time, Megan, she won a blue ribbon at the Imperial Valley Fair... I mean, my hands are tied here.'

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"

"Gee, Marshal, he must have been one of the good guys"

'You two gun Billy one leg the bandit?'

Continental marshal

'They say he came to clean up the town.'

'Hey, I've found another one! Let's go and play marbles...'

'Yesterday he was a kingpin, but today he's just a lynchpin.'

"Nope, Jeb's my pardner. My partner is Zeke."

"I warned you, Kid! I brought back up!!"

Magic Mushrooms

"Well here's your trouble right here...Your flints have gone."

Sheriff sits near workboxes which read: Dead, and Alive.

A Man Hangs Sap Buckets On The Lampposts

Dang prairie dogs!

'For the last time. First we catch out man, then we go on a wine tour.'

'Suddenly, I feel quite vulnerable.'

'When you say I have 24 hours to get out of town, does that include the grace period?'

'Boys, you'll have to leave your guns with me during happy hour.'

'Have you never seen a boom town before, stranger?'

Posse, Goddammit!, I said round up a posse!

'I'm having a lot of second thoughts about doing this, Sheriff.'

'I've got my eye on you.'