Marathon Newbie Gifts

'I'm afriad we don't have them in a size 5...' Sandra's marathon training schedule was to be thwarted by her inability to find the right shoes.

31. 19. 55.7.

City Marathon.

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

"I told him he should have trained more."

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

'I didn't know ostriches could swim.'

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

401K

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

'I tried running once, but I kept spilling my drink.'

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

People who work-from-home, annual get together.

"The doctor told me I needed to burn some fat, so I'm grilling a steak!"

Olympics create interest in curling.

'That Brown bears watching!'

"Still no offers - sometimes I think I'm the only one using this site."

'I'll wait for Harold one more year. He hasn't crossed the finish line yet from the 1932 Olympic's marathon.'

"Why run a marathon when you can sleep through it?"

'Costume - What costume?'

Finish line extended 20 miles.

Get a life

'Ptuwah! This is tap water!'

'Well, did you win or what?'

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

Please seat to be weighted.

Marathon costume

'Our church funds seem to be in the computer cloud of unknowing.'

Pit Stop for Track and Field

'For most people a little jogging after work would be enough, but my husband always has to go overboard!'

After two years on zooms, Arthur was having trouble coping with face to face networking again. . .