Marathon Newbie Mugs

'I'm afriad we don't have them in a size 5...' Sandra's marathon training schedule was to be thwarted by her inability to find the right shoes.

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

City Marathon.

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

"I told him he should have trained more."

'I didn't know ostriches could swim.'

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

401K

'I tried running once, but I kept spilling my drink.'

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

People who work-from-home, annual get together.

"The doctor told me I needed to burn some fat, so I'm grilling a steak!"

Olympics create interest in curling.

'That Brown bears watching!'

"Still no offers - sometimes I think I'm the only one using this site."

'I'll wait for Harold one more year. He hasn't crossed the finish line yet from the 1932 Olympic's marathon.'

"Why run a marathon when you can sleep through it?"

'Costume - What costume?'

Finish line extended 20 miles.

Get a life

'Ptuwah! This is tap water!'

Marathon costume

'Well, did you win or what?'

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

'Our church funds seem to be in the computer cloud of unknowing.'

Please seat to be weighted.

After two years on zooms, Arthur was having trouble coping with face to face networking again. . .

Pit Stop for Track and Field

'For most people a little jogging after work would be enough, but my husband always has to go overboard!'

"I'm delegating my New Years Resolutions, you'll be running a marathon in July!"