Marathon Junkie Mugs

'My feet are killing me.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Running

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"I can't decide who gets the promotion, so we'll settle it with a rope toy Tug O' War."

'We're looking for athletic people.'

"I told him he should have trained more."

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

401K

Pentagon Science Contest: '...It's a contest by the pentagon. They're gonna pay out half a million bucks to someone who comes up with the best idea on how people could travel to another solar system.'

Jogging...

100k Desert Crawl

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

'I think dad's getting fitter. I couldn't hear him wheezing until he turned the corner today.'

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention

Olympic Torch Training

"All those years of dodging taxes and chasing investment yield have kept me in top shape, right?"

Health

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

Treadmillstone

"Let's take it easy for the first two miles."

Apocalliptical

A tessellation of running figures.

Runner's High, Runner's Low

Donald Trump

"At what point does slow jogging become walking?"

"Is it me or are the obstacle courses getting harder?"

'That Brown bears watching!'