Maple Leaf Fans Pillows

"In the spirit of compromise, Canada is willing to offer any state of the United States, sanctuary if they wish to secede."

"I love you too, big guy."

Camping-Pong

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"I've seen a tulip before."

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

Retired Canadian t shirt guy.

"May I come back in? I'm sorry I said that thing about your breath."

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

What makes us Canadian? It's in our DNeh!

Trees: The most effective way to reduce emissions.

'Well if you don't want the apple, can I tempt you with this?'

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

Loggerheads

Leadership never hibernates.

'I SAID you'd threatened to throw them out once too often!'

Newton discovers deforestation.

Aargh, Many Trees

'A beaver wearing a mountie hat riding a moose! Still think we haven't crossed into Canada?'

'Okay, who didn't flush the toilet?'

'My pine scented spray keeps the bugs away, but what do I do about the beavers?'

Just north of the rainforest: the mostly-sunny-with-a-30%-chance-of-rainforest

Child reading on the toilet is abducted by aliens.

"Sorry, but you need at least a Masters to get into the Deep Woods."

'I like their lollipops. If we ever get any money, we ought to open an account here.'

"My dad didn't get what he wanted for Christmas, so he went into his usual rage-display! So embarrassing..."

Bears stealing honey: 'I got caught in a sting operation.'

Absurd log splitting machine

'Yes, the re-introduction to the wild has been a great success.'

"Is this one a flower or a weed? I'm not sure whether to admire it or not."

I'm no longer allergic to flowers!

'Coniferous Rhinoceros.'