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Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

"I love you too, big guy."

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

I fart more than that!

Camping-Pong

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

Chef picking salad leaves from a hanging basket outside his restaurant.

"May I come back in? I'm sorry I said that thing about your breath."

Space Pioneer

Trees: The most effective way to reduce emissions.

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

"In the spirit of compromise, Canada is willing to offer any state of the United States, sanctuary if they wish to secede."

Newton discovers deforestation.

Aargh, Many Trees

'I SAID you'd threatened to throw them out once too often!'

Leadership never hibernates.

Loggerheads

Missing sock

Ted enjoyed going to the park and feeding the woodpeckers.

'Okay, who didn't flush the toilet?'

'My pine scented spray keeps the bugs away, but what do I do about the beavers?'

Just north of the rainforest: the mostly-sunny-with-a-30%-chance-of-rainforest

In the houseplant cemetery.

Child reading on the toilet is abducted by aliens.

Bears stealing honey: 'I got caught in a sting operation.'

Absurd log splitting machine

'Yes, the re-introduction to the wild has been a great success.'

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