Leafy Greens Fan Pillows

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

Veggie Hall of Fame.

Chef picking salad leaves from a hanging basket outside his restaurant.

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."

'Hang on, we'd better leave this one alone: It's a protected species...'

I know they told me not to bark

Hydroponic Gardening

"Yes, sir, it's Houstonia Michauxii and it prefers shade or semi-shade."

"Are you coming in for dinner?"

"That's one hole filled, only about three or four more to go."

'I need to relax more.' - 'Plants are relaxing.' - 'I need a bonsai.' - '...and here's your care guide.' - 'Say what?' - 'My, my... you're a demanding little bastard, aren't you?'

Autumn Leaves

Boyd's raking days were over thanks to his New England Leaf Hound.

'I see you've been eating lots of green leafy vegetables like I told you to.'

"You're looking very autumnal."

'This year the trees decided to consolidate autumn into one big leaf.'

When Leaves Start to Turn

Well, here it comes, one final indignity.

King of the Swingers.

Autumn Rain

'Hey, you should be thanking us for improving your cluster-to-leaf balance.'

Neighbors tossing leaves over fence.

Fall leaves blowing in the neighbor's yard.

Death awaits the last leaf of Autumn with a rake.

"Actually, I don't mind picking up leaves. It stops me from following politics."

'Oh yes, Miss Strict Vegetarian!'

'I thought you were supposed to spend green stuff.'