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"In the spirit of compromise, Canada is willing to offer any state of the United States, sanctuary if they wish to secede."

"I love you too, big guy."

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

Camping-Pong

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"I've seen a tulip before."

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

Retired Canadian t shirt guy.

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

"May I come back in? I'm sorry I said that thing about your breath."

Trees: The most effective way to reduce emissions.

What makes us Canadian? It's in our DNeh!

'Well if you don't want the apple, can I tempt you with this?'

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

Loggerheads

Leadership never hibernates.

'I SAID you'd threatened to throw them out once too often!'

"I''m Adam from Canada, eh..."

Aargh, Many Trees

Newton discovers deforestation.

'A beaver wearing a mountie hat riding a moose! Still think we haven't crossed into Canada?'

'Okay, who didn't flush the toilet?'

'My pine scented spray keeps the bugs away, but what do I do about the beavers?'

Just north of the rainforest: the mostly-sunny-with-a-30%-chance-of-rainforest

"Sorry, but you need at least a Masters to get into the Deep Woods."

Air Pods.

Child reading on the toilet is abducted by aliens.

'I like their lollipops. If we ever get any money, we ought to open an account here.'

Absurd log splitting machine

"My dad didn't get what he wanted for Christmas, so he went into his usual rage-display! So embarrassing..."

Bears stealing honey: 'I got caught in a sting operation.'

'Yes, the re-introduction to the wild has been a great success.'

"Is this one a flower or a weed? I'm not sure whether to admire it or not."

Steve Jobs.

Sugar Maple: Regular/Calorie-Reduced