Map Decipherer Pillows

Descartes School of Philosophy.

You Are Here

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

"Our detractors call it suburban sprawl, but I prefer thinking of our plan as 'sustainable over-development!'"

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

Excess Baggage: By the time the male of the species admits he is lost. It is generally too late.

"Well what does the GPS say?"

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

'At this juncture in my presentation, I'd like to dispense with the illusion of coherence.'

'Here you are, Simmons!'

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same.

Can I have a look at the map?

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

'Sorry I'm late everybody,I got lost.'

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

'It doesn't show it on this map....'

Geography class - UR Here.

"You are here"

'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'

'So much for your internal compass.'

(Maps to the Homes of the Steers) (Maps $ 100)

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."