Manual Skeptic Prints

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

Studies show foods work miracles!

CIA report

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

"It looks like a perfectly balanced system to me."

"Actually, yes, honey — I do believe 'Fox News' is an oxymoron."

Why do you hate the media?

Classic News.

New from Low-Key Press.

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

'The cow jumped over the moon? The mouse ran up the clock? Steroids, right?'

'We studied the multiplication table in school today -- frankly, I don't believe a word of it.'

Can't you anarchists do anything within the system?

"This just in: you thought joy was within reach, but you were wrong."

"Climate change is not real. It's fake climate!"

"The central digital platform is temporarily renamed Project Schrödinger’s Cat. Until it is accessed on the 24th February it both is and is not a working system."

'This book thing, Mum, where do I plug it in?'

Telling Self to Buzz Off

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

"Now remember...no lies about the government...only lies from the government."

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

Time for today's dose of emotional manipulation...

Newspaper headlines - Butters kills, Margarine kills.

"The new system is 100% accurate as long as the client is called Colin and lives in Swindon."

"Huh! Never a miracle vaccine when you want one - then three come along at the same time - bloody typical!"

"Paparazzi!"

Egomaniacs Anonymous - "There's nothing anonymous about me!"

"Actually, I'm tired of the man trying to shape our minds so they fit into some pre-arranged societal widget."

"I'm an atheist. I don't believe in programmers."

"Of course, Perkins likes to think he can make it to the top outside the corporate structure."

Freedom Puppet