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'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

Studies show foods work miracles!

CIA report

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

"Actually, yes, honey — I do believe 'Fox News' is an oxymoron."

"It looks like a perfectly balanced system to me."

Why do you hate the media?

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"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

"This just in: you thought joy was within reach, but you were wrong."

Can't you anarchists do anything within the system?

"The central digital platform is temporarily renamed Project Schrödinger’s Cat. Until it is accessed on the 24th February it both is and is not a working system."

"Climate change is not real. It's fake climate!"

'We studied the multiplication table in school today -- frankly, I don't believe a word of it.'

'This book thing, Mum, where do I plug it in?'

'The cow jumped over the moon? The mouse ran up the clock? Steroids, right?'

Telling Self to Buzz Off

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

The following story is based on actual events.

Time for today's dose of emotional manipulation...

No Unknown Unknowns

"Now remember...no lies about the government...only lies from the government."

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

Newspaper headlines - Butters kills, Margarine kills.

"The new system is 100% accurate as long as the client is called Colin and lives in Swindon."

"Huh! Never a miracle vaccine when you want one - then three come along at the same time - bloody typical!"

Doing Something About the Weather

Freedom Puppet

"Of course, Perkins likes to think he can make it to the top outside the corporate structure."

"Actually, I'm tired of the man trying to shape our minds so they fit into some pre-arranged societal widget."

"Paparazzi!"

Egomaniacs Anonymous - "There's nothing anonymous about me!"

"I'm an atheist. I don't believe in programmers."