Mansion Explorer Gifts

Listening Room - Enter at your own risk!

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"Did you get my tweet?"

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

Danger Slow Sand.

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

'Small favor, Elizabeth - before we enter the throne room, drop back ten paces.'

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

Public footpath on a desert island.

"It's a list of possible side effects."

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."