Manservant Gifts

"That one killed my manservant, it fell on his head while he was vacuuming the carpet."

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

Time Is Money

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

TV-Man

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

"There's more inside."

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

"I'm Todd, your waiter, and I'd like you to think our friendship is more than contextual."

Mr. Briggs' Pleasures of Housekeeping, part 1

'Day two at the...brain transplant institute.'

Boy carrying Samuel Richardson's 'Clarissa' for his mistress

"This is my man cave."

Met Office: Wet today and dry tomorrow.

Saying Grace.

The Plasmas.

A plumber preparing to go under a house's dark crawl space sees many eyes looking back from the darkness.

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

"Don't you ever run off again to get your oil changed without telling me."

'Vice squad - you're busted.'

"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?"

"God, I love this show!"

Manual Worker

Servant running after a couple dressed up for a fancy ball with the door-key

Zombie plumber calling out for drains...

'I seem to have a spare tap son.'

Kit makes an appointment

'When did we lose our targeted audience status?'

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

A plunger in an outhouse

Master of the house states that he will be detained in the city on business when he learns that there is cold mutton for dinner.

"Cool game!"