Manny Pillows

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

"Ladies first. Actually, it's safety first. But ladies are definitely a close second."

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Eighteen

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

'Try and be pleasant dear, you don't want to alienate it.'

'Gesundheit.'

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

'You're good with people. Just tell him to go fuck himself.'

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

'Timmy, stop being naughty: Don't sit up straight!'

'Timothy-Rex! Stop playing with the food!'

'I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid that's inappropriate.'

'We come in peace. Unless, of course, you have stuff that we want.'

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

"Remember, I want to hear fifteen solid minutes of small talk before you ask for the Wi-Fi password."

'I'm sorry, he likes to let off wind after dinner.'

". . . and wipe your feet before you go inside."

'Dear Miss Etiquette, I'm never sure if I should say anything...'

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

Addiction to mobile.

"This invasion is gonna be a piece of cake. Look, they're already surrendering."

Love Hurts

'Apart from the pain I can't get my hat off.'

Politeness opens doors

"This is Jim's second speech on how not to make people mad by talking on your phone. I missed his first speech."

"Fetch! What about a please?"

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

'Honey, we don't stare.'