Manners Mischief Makers Pillows

"Dammit, Trevor! Just say 'Please' so we can get outta here!"

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"Ladies first. Actually, it's safety first. But ladies are definitely a close second."

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

'Try and be pleasant dear, you don't want to alienate it.'

'Gesundheit.'

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

'You're good with people. Just tell him to go fuck himself.'

'Timmy, stop being naughty: Don't sit up straight!'

'Timothy-Rex! Stop playing with the food!'

"Remember, I want to hear fifteen solid minutes of small talk before you ask for the Wi-Fi password."

". . . and wipe your feet before you go inside."

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

'I'm sorry, he likes to let off wind after dinner.'

'Dear Miss Etiquette, I'm never sure if I should say anything...'

'Have you tried hitting Ctrl-Alt-Delete?'

"This is Jim's second speech on how not to make people mad by talking on your phone. I missed his first speech."

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

'Honey, we don't stare.'

Politeness opens doors

'Apart from the pain I can't get my hat off.'

"Fetch! What about a please?"

'Say, please.'

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

"Gesundheit!"

'A listener from Ridgeway asks, 'When visiting a friend, is it improper to drink out of the toilet unless asked first?' Good question...'

'They must have really listened to their mothers about chewing their food.'

'Try hitting him harder.' 'Is that all you have to say?' 'Try hitting him harder, PLEASE.'

Have a nice day, if you are already having a nice day please disregard this notice. (reading letter at mailbox)

"Would you please sip your drink and not swill it!"

'Why does the vicar keep saying 'Bless you' when nobody is sneezing?'