Manifesto Analyzer Pillows

Labour pledge u-turn

'I think I'll go home and eat'

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

"Mark, you have to stop calling John's gospel 'Fan Fiction.'"

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

Confirmation Bias

Interpreter for the hard-to-believe-what-they're-hearing.

'One more thing - find out if the new Securities and Exchange Commission head grants group amnesty.'

"That's it?! Boy exploits tree, tree suffers? Shel Silverstein was nuts!"

"There's also a link to my manifesto in the notes section—www.freewilioz.org, articles four and five, respectively."

The idea of democracy in some former East Bloc-countries...

"I have headaches, stomach, pains, aching muscles, back pains, creaking joints, nausea and dry eyes."

If magazines were like art galleries: cartoon with footnotes and manifesto

European Crisis management.

"I'm not sure you see my point of view..." "From down here I'd say that's probably true!"

"I'm hitting a wall."

"When elected I will keep all promises I made to you, in a box, in the attic"

"Just sign here, sir - it clears me of any responsibility."

"Can you let me have some more promises? We seem to have broken these ones. . ."

"I'll go, but only if you promise we won't stay long."

Nancy Ruth is speaking today....

Elections kitchen.

Rejected resumes.

First Projected Loser in November.

Statue of liberty surrounded by barbed wire

'Congratulations. You now have a permanent waiver from Obamacare.'

Government Policy Development

"I'm pretty sure I'm a hypochondriac sucking up scarce resources with my imaginary ailments....but I thought I'd come in and get a second opinion."

"Vote for me!"

Sign reads: 'To be sure of a healthy nutrition, throw away the contents and eat the package'.

Collateral Damage in the Great Trump Tariff War