Mobile Manifesto Pillows

"I'll go, but only if you promise we won't stay long."

"Are our prayers answered whether we have an iphone or an android?"

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

The End of the Worker Bees

"If you're so worried about the effect of your mobile phone on your sperm count maybe you should just use it less!"

"There's also a link to my manifesto in the notes section—www.freewilioz.org, articles four and five, respectively."

"Hey Siri, why does my neck hurt?"

It's my manifesto on living "off the grid," mainly compiled from my blog, tweets and Facebook posts.

'Sir, we're txting the enemy!'

If magazines were like art galleries: cartoon with footnotes and manifesto

"We were unable to release his grip on the smart phone."

'I'm not a famous writer, but I do make enough money to travel the country and sleep in my car.'

Swiss Army cellphone.

Warning! No Cell Phone Service Next 20 Miles.

"When elected I will keep all promises I made to you, in a box, in the attic"

"Tell me about online banking again. I'm not good at technology, but it's got to be less stressful than this."

"Can you let me have some more promises? We seem to have broken these ones. . ."

Elections kitchen.

Government Policy Development

Labour pledge u-turn

With this model you can have the earpiece surgically implanted in your ear.

'I never should have downloaded that Mafia ring tone.'

"Vote for me!"

I Will Not Text In Class # Mean Teacher

Warning Sign For Texters.

"I thought what the hell - so I've thrown the mobile in too!"

Reception full of people on mobile phones.

'Hello, chef, could you make that steak rare, after all?'

Next one along in 15 minutes.

"Please turn off all mobiles."

Caution - Cell Phone Crossing.