Mobile Devotee Pillows

Caution - Cell Phone Crossing.

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"Bravo!"

'It seems to work, I couldn't afford a blackberry!'

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"You've got computer-breath."

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

"I'll never forget you."

Team Flute

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

Chuck didn't care what his therapist said; that is not where he left his dummy.

"Please turn on your cell phones."

3D Theatre

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

And the die is cast!

STRIP Hambone: Computer addict

Man-mobile

"Carol, our guests are here, along with the complete L.L. Bean catalogue."

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

"There's nothing like a dame!"

National Opera: Wriggletto

"You didn't post anything on social media today. So, the church sent someone over to witness miracle."

"Is it an important text?"

The chip - Loyal worker, tireless teacher, friend

Woman replaces her husband with her smartphone.

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.

'Nothing doing folks, except ? surprise, surprise ? here's another for you, Desert Island Bloke.'