Manga Enthusiasts Gifts

'I'm afraid you have a condition we in the cartoon world call 'Manga eyes'.'

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

Billy. The Kid.

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

Mayhem, Inc. Part 23

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

Tarzan of the Grapes.

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Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

Atomic Bear: Part 21

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

Atomic Bear: Part 22

'Are we there yet?'

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

Bingo's Time Out - Part Three

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

"The doctor will be with you two in a second. As for you, I'd recommend a motivational speaker."

'I'm looking forward to parents' night. I'm going to ask these people their diet secrets.'

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

Atomic Bear: Part 14

Now that we've developed lungs, it's only a matter of time before we feel guilty about not exercising.

Moses Today. Due to the sensitive nature of this matter, my source wishes to remain anonymous.

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

Aim for the Stars, Settle for an Asteroid

"It's good you're avoiding radioactive pieces of your destroyed home planet that deprive you of your superpowers... but you should also watch the sodium."