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'Are those plugs, Carl?'

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.

The psychiatrist.

"It's funny...back when I first signed up to 'Adopt an Endangered Manatee', I thought they just wanted me to send money. Instead, little Julia came along and changed my life forever."

'of course it's not natural: He dyes his mane to cover up his grey hair...'

"I'm so sorry darling: the shop was out of anti-dandruff shampoo..."

"I tried that new detangling shampoo."

A man with a look alike lion's mane hair style.

'Leonard was pleased with his bouffant mane from The Precious Roar.'

"Actually, I like big hair on guys."

'You must be the new guy! welcome to riding club buddy!'

And beware of washing his man just before a show.

'Isn't it enough to have long hair?'

'Another bad hair day, Leo?'

'In and out! In and out! Get it right ponies because in the real event you also have a human to look after!'

'I'll bet it's a wig.'

'Hi Bob, we're playing hairdresser: Want to join in?'

I know, I know, you told me not to get a convertible!

'It's rude to talk to someone with your sunglasses on - they can't see your . . er . . limpid pools of loveliness.'

'I think that I'm beginning to lose my mane.'

Shareholders Meeting - "That is a very good question - next question, please."

'Jungle hair.'

"My secret for coping with windy days? Hairspray, lots of hairspray!"

'You're right, I do have a bald spot.'

'Nope, I was wrong - you looked better with the mane.'

"I'm having trouble getting everyone lined up."

'Superb mud roll Bob! superb! you haven't missed a bit of you!'

'i know its traditional, and I'm sure I look gorgeous, but this hairstyle makes me feel like a chump...'