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Chris Thile

'They all want to play the star.'

Horti-Culture

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

Dialogue

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

Hildegard von Bingen

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

A baby playing on a grand piano

Dynamite little combo

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

Orchestra conductor

Quartet.

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

Kultural K9's.

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Malcolm Sargent

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

Music producers.

Edvard Grieg

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

'He's working on a lullaby.'

Street Organ - Monkey

The Drummer

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

"If music is the food of love... I'm full."

'Like many studs of my generation, I have always had a love affair with the harmonica.'

"I solve mathematical problems, program electronic music, analyze environmental issues...but being a renaissance man isn't what it used to be."