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Chris Thile

'They all want to play the star.'

George Michael

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

Dialogue

Horti-Culture

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Hildegard von Bingen

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

Dynamite little combo

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

A baby playing on a grand piano

Quartet.

Orchestra conductor

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

Malcolm Sargent

Kultural K9's.

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

Ginger Baker.

Edvard Grieg

Music producers.

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

'He's working on a lullaby.'

The Drummer

"I solve mathematical problems, program electronic music, analyze environmental issues...but being a renaissance man isn't what it used to be."

Robbie Williams

Street Organ - Monkey

Karaoke night.

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

'Like many studs of my generation, I have always had a love affair with the harmonica.'