Management Satire Appreciator Pillows

"Our parent company wants us to be in bed by ten."

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

'You're my best man, Pomeroy, so I've decided to sell the damn company.'

"Third quarter numbers were good after we cut our global workforce three to two."

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

"They decided giving out pink slips was too impersonal. So now they're blue."

"Who's got the hammer?"

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

'The Board has chosen you to handle the restructuring because you have no heart.'

Lethal Presentation

"Leadership is all about knowing who to delegate responsibility for all your mistakes."

"We have an acronym!"

'Pssst! Straighten up, here come the bigwigs.'

'The cash bonus incentives don't appear to be having the desired results. So, I've hired Rocky, here. He'll be providing the heads of the least productive departments with his own brand of incentive. If you know what I mean.'

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

'Oh Hi!'

'The boss said I never made any profits and I never found customers worth mentioning and that's why he promoted me to the company's chief bad example!'

'Bit of a staffing problem, Boss. We haven't got any left.'

"Steamed vegetables."

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

Personally, I was hoping for more from the intermediary process.'

"We didn't want to know the gender in advance."

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

'Before we starnt, has everyone shed their moral baggage?'

'I'm surprised you like being your own boss. I am your boss and I hate it.'

The Greek Trampoline

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

"How long were you in the waiting room?"

Russia Money Laundering