Mamma T-Shirts

"It's not that important, Mamma. It's more like I got promoted to be Mr. Feinschreiber's assistant in the shipping department."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

City Zoo: Day Care

Playing Fetch.

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

Butterfly Woman

"Just be yourself."

'What do you want first - The bad news or the even badder news?'

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Prize vegetables.

The Busy Gardener

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Domestic Superheroes!!

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

Gender Equality

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

I like the Jets...I guess

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'