Malware Battler Pillows

"That didn't work either! I'm telling you, this is one AGGRESSIVE virus!"

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

Tug of Negotiation and Conciliation.

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

Computer Expert

The Buck Never Stops.

'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

Bureaucracy gone mad!

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

"You do have your own way of enjoying the garden, don't you?"

'All these years we battled the bugs, and all it took was a sign?'

Next Wave Collegiate Sports

Doctor surrounded by notes.

'He knows where the viruses are buried.'

'It's not so much the distance to your proposed mini-mall site, but that I'm not as familiar with your galaxy's zoning laws as I'd like to be.'

'Romance in Swampland'

"What's this? Now we have to hunt, gather and collate?"

Drone Spray

'How long did you try before calling?'

'Due to a programming error you have been erased.'

IN, OUT, NOT WORTH THE EFFORT.

"This is to apologise for the delay in internal mail that you wrote to us about in 1997"

Computer Virus

'Oh for God's sake just ignore it!'

Your computer is not fully protected...

"We may be stick in here for a while..."

'There's a gleam in his eye!'

No fly zone

"Ambitions... to finish on the winning side for a change."

Bureau of Red Tape

"I think she's having a Spontaneous Paperwork Induced Collapse."

The mazes were too easy, so now they have me running through bureaucracies and looking for grants. (Originally published on 2007-10-18).

'All these stupid forms! -- You self-employed guys make me sick!'

"Someday my grant will come."