Mall Food Navigator Pillows

"One of us has to draw the line somewhere, and I draw the line at mall sushi."

Bad for you but to die for

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

Made in China.

"You have arrived at your destination."

"He's a fussy eater."

Shrink

Adam and Eve - Food scares

"Eating junk food may make you feel young at heart, but it isn't making your heart feel young."

Mixed marriage: food fight

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

Ben Bernanke says no recession yet.

"Oh no. It's another death caused by 'economy pack syndrome'!"

'Have you been eating right?'

"What do you have that's rich in antioxidants?"

Overeaters anonymous meeting 9 to 10pm

'Do you want someone to help you or do you just want someone to hold your hand?'

Aisle 3; 300 - 500 calories per serving.

"I just want Velveetaaaaaaa!"

Easy to follow diet plan.

"I mean, just look at us! We've been genetically mortified!"

Supermarket Traffic

"Honey, I can’t find it … they have too many Greek yogurts. No, I’m not crying!"

'Dear, if the GPS can't find your nutritional yeast flakes, how can I?'

Food Formerly Sold As Milk/Food Formerly Made with Sugar/Food Formerly Known as Meat/Food Former Fried.

'I assumed this is where the market headed south, but GPS says 'southeast'.'

"No bread for Grampa. He's on a glutten-free diet."

Stock Performance

Time sure flies by.

"Do you carry any healthy snack options?"