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Mixed marriage: food fight

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Bad for you but to die for

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"Beanirrito"

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

"We'll start with the appetizer, move on to the entree, and then finish up with dessert."

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

American style Greek cafe.

Well, you'd better learn to like them!

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

"Can I tell you about a few items that aren't on the menu?"

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

'Now what? Everything I can pronounce is OFF!'

"I recommend number five if you have only $20 so that you can still leave a tip."

"Was there a photo in the recipe book? I'd love to see what it's meant to look like."

'We're losing the mid-morning market. Let's put a hamburger in a glazed donut and call it brunch.'

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

Adam and Eve - Food scares

Shrink

"What are we doing for Cinco de Mayo this year?"

'The Entrecote a la Bordelaise? It's stuff on a plate.'

Jewish man walks into a restaurant called 'Oy Sushi'.

"A number of items on that menu are consistently chosen by an overwhelming majority of the American people."

"He's a fussy eater."

In the Works: Eurocheese, Eurobread, Eurowine.

"Eating junk food may make you feel young at heart, but it isn't making your heart feel young."

"Page 1 is 'Best-Sellers.' Page 2 is 'Advice, How-To, and Miscellaneous,' and on the back is 'And Bear in Mind.' "

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'