Making A Lifestyle Change Gifts

"I'm getting not-so-subtle hints of Dry January remorse, envy and resentment."

For Jim, the first few days after he quit eating junk food were the hardest.

"Your New Years resolution was to give up the grog!"

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

'OK. Lose weight, stop smoking, get fit, get a better job, spend more time with the kids, cut back on the booze, be better with money and buy a speed boat.'

'OK, the worn out carpeting proves I snack too much. Only one thing to do. Tomorrow I get prices on hardwood floors.'

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

"You won’t need refills."

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

"If you follow my orders and break those bad habits, you'll be in as good a shape as you've never been."

"I used to be old, too, but it wasn't my cup of tea."

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

Life coach faces the Grim Reaper

"Guess the weight you used to be"

'Oh, for heaven sake, Emily. . . stop cheating and just go on a diet like everyone else!!!'

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense.'

'Watch yourself.'

'You have to give up this devil-may-care fattitude.'

The Shy Nudist Camp.

"My joints... are almost done"

'I know dieting requires a change of lifestyle, Helen, but this is ridiculous!'

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

'Hopefully these sessions will help you to adjust to flying economy.'

"Okay, we've put on our exercise clothes. Now what?"

"Actually, turns out my entire life can take place at 10%."

'I recently became a veggie.'

"The long and the short of it, doctor, is that I'm ready to change from a soccer mom to a Nascar dad."