Making A Lifestyle Change Gifts

For Jim, the first few days after he quit eating junk food were the hardest.

"Your New Years resolution was to give up the grog!"

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

'OK, the worn out carpeting proves I snack too much. Only one thing to do. Tomorrow I get prices on hardwood floors.'

'OK. Lose weight, stop smoking, get fit, get a better job, spend more time with the kids, cut back on the booze, be better with money and buy a speed boat.'

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

"You won’t need refills."

"If you follow my orders and break those bad habits, you'll be in as good a shape as you've never been."

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

"I used to be old, too, but it wasn't my cup of tea."

Life coach faces the Grim Reaper

"Guess the weight you used to be"

'Oh, for heaven sake, Emily. . . stop cheating and just go on a diet like everyone else!!!'

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense.'

'You have to give up this devil-may-care fattitude.'

'Watch yourself.'

The Shy Nudist Camp.

'I know dieting requires a change of lifestyle, Helen, but this is ridiculous!'

"My joints... are almost done"

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

'Hopefully these sessions will help you to adjust to flying economy.'

"So much to do... so little time."

"Were you genuinely interested in where I get my protein, or was it the introductory question to a long and pointless attack on my personal dietary choices?"

"Can we get some more nicotine patches, pal?"

"The long and the short of it, doctor, is that I'm ready to change from a soccer mom to a Nascar dad."

"I'm burning my little black dresses and moving upstate."