Major League Catcher Gifts

Life with a major league catcher.

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

'You lifted your head.'

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

"He's a keeper!"

'I'll take the one on the right.'

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

"Did Yogi Berra ever say anything besides 'It ain't over till it's over'?"

'Alex we talked about this, you can't bring live things home from the lake. . . no buts, they don't want to leave the lake. Let your little friends go.'

Balk? Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk!

"Idiot! I signaled for a sinker!"

Dog sees venus fly trap catch a fly and copies it...

Born to play ball.

'Psst - my wife works part time for the IRS!'

Shows Bundt

"You know, you're giving away my heater when you put on the oven mitt."

Scientist collects star as it falls out of telescope

"I'm afraid we don't accept bribes here, sir."

'Keep your eye on the ball, Jake! Level swing! Rotate your hips! ... and ease up on the sunflower seeds!'

'The fishfinder shows a bass chasing minnows.'

"I'm sorry, but that one was too close to call."

'Oh Jerry! Like in that old song, you really caught a falling star for me! This is sooo romantic!'

' I thought we had six fish in the livewell.'

'SLIM, why don't you break down and buy a tackle box?'

Frog prince kisses princess and shoots his tongue out of her ear to catch a fly.

The fleeting moment

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. VI

'My husband works behind the lens.'

'Are his pitches as hard and fast as people say,'

'OK, wait until he grabs the twenty bucks, then set the hook!'

'Sure, I catch it once in a while, but nothing beats the chase.'

'Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.' Fly fisherman.