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"My goal is to major in something that won't become obsolete in four years."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

You Are Here

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

Danger Slow Sand.

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

Monuments

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

Baby rocks!

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

Even for a mountain goat he's good.

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

Sisyphus visits Stowe

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

Golf with a difference

Workaholic on holiday