Mailwoman Mugs

Fine Print Letters

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

Santa called but you were out!

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

'Grrrr....'

The birth of junk mail.

Beware of the Dragon

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

You've Got Mail

'Here's the junk mail.'

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

"I know a lot of classmates will say, 'Oh no, not another essay about mailmen.'"

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

"I found your cat."

Larry's snout was as clean as a whistle...this made some a little edgy.

Post Office: Why Not E-Mail It?

Beware of Doug

Postman Drops Off Post In Medical Building.

'Dang! My applications as a mailman, a football player and a dancing teacher got rejected. I guess I've got to go on hunting that stupid white whale...'

'Harvey, I'm afraid the dog has the mailman intimidated.'

'A late payment and a friendly reminder cross paths in the mail.'

U.S.Postal Service - Then and Now

"I used to bark at the mailman. Now I just write a blog about him!"

'I know what you're thinking, honey, it's out of our price range but, wait till you see the size of the mailman's leg on this route!'

'…and so you see your unfulfilled hopes and ambitions in the form of the mailman.'