Mailman Humor Mugs

Now the postal strike's off I'm delivering your backlog of junk mail.

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

Santa called but you were out!

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

'Grrrr....'

The birth of junk mail.

Beware of the Dragon

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

"I found your cat."

Beware of Doug

Post Office: Why Not E-Mail It?

"I know a lot of classmates will say, 'Oh no, not another essay about mailmen.'"

'Harvey, I'm afraid the dog has the mailman intimidated.'

You've Got Mail

Fine Print Letters

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

'Dang! My applications as a mailman, a football player and a dancing teacher got rejected. I guess I've got to go on hunting that stupid white whale...'

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

'A late payment and a friendly reminder cross paths in the mail.'

"I used to bark at the mailman. Now I just write a blog about him!"

Cable Bill.

'…and so you see your unfulfilled hopes and ambitions in the form of the mailman.'

'I know what you're thinking, honey, it's out of our price range but, wait till you see the size of the mailman's leg on this route!'

Crimy, Denis, it used to just be you. . . .

Beware of the dog.

Social Networks.

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."