Mailmen Mugs

'At least he didn't bite you.'

U.S. Male

'I've also got a magazine for you, ma'am, but I just ran into an interesting article.'

Beware of the Cartoon Cliche

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

Santa called but you were out!

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

"Mail's here."

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

'Grrrr....'

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

Dog traps the postman.

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

'Beware of the teenager.'

The birth of junk mail.

Beware of the Dragon

Beware of Doug

'Harvey, I'm afraid the dog has the mailman intimidated.'

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

Fine Print Letters

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

Larry's snout was as clean as a whistle...this made some a little edgy.

"I found your cat."

Post Office: Why Not E-Mail It?

'Dang! My applications as a mailman, a football player and a dancing teacher got rejected. I guess I've got to go on hunting that stupid white whale...'

You've Got Mail

"I know a lot of classmates will say, 'Oh no, not another essay about mailmen.'"

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

You Shouldn't Have