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"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

"Mail's here."

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

Santa called but you were out!

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

'Grrrr....'

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

The birth of junk mail.

Beware of the Dragon

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

Beware of Doug

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

'Harvey, I'm afraid the dog has the mailman intimidated.'

"I found your cat."

You've Got Mail

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

Postman Drops Off Post In Medical Building.

Larry's snout was as clean as a whistle...this made some a little edgy.

Post Office: Why Not E-Mail It?

'Dang! My applications as a mailman, a football player and a dancing teacher got rejected. I guess I've got to go on hunting that stupid white whale...'

You Shouldn't Have

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

'Here's the junk mail.'

"I know a lot of classmates will say, 'Oh no, not another essay about mailmen.'"

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

'A late payment and a friendly reminder cross paths in the mail.'

U.S.Postal Service - Then and Now

'I know what you're thinking, honey, it's out of our price range but, wait till you see the size of the mailman's leg on this route!'

'…and so you see your unfulfilled hopes and ambitions in the form of the mailman.'