Mail Mission Adventurers Gifts

Beware of the slog...

Wall St. or True Love.

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

Santa called but you were out!

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

"Mail's here."

Ideas that failed: Goliath Goats.

"A possible eureka."

"I have to be honest. I would really miss it if there were no more Saturday mail!"

'Here's the junk mail.'

Postman Drops Off Post In Medical Building.

'I now pronounce you hooked and booked.'

'A late payment and a friendly reminder cross paths in the mail.'

"I used to bark at the mailman. Now I just write a blog about him!"

U.S.Postal Service - Then and Now

'Hurry, Andrea, here comes the hunk mail!'

'He makes the deliveries other mailmen are afraid to make.'

"Just junk mail."

"Sending out 1300 redundancy notices by mistake was a bit of a blooper!"

'At last conclusive proof sods law works - but only with a thick-sliced family loaf.'

'We tried living together, but that didn't work so we've decided to get married.'

Recycling Post.

Phone Signal Problems: "Can you hear me now?"

Mail pigeons, spam raven.

"Hmm, great! - no sign of that dog..."

"I wonder if that treat the mailman is leaving me tastes better than he does."

"When you adopt a dog from a rescue centre you never know what bad habits they might have."

'....Till death do you part, don't say I didn't warn you.'

'No dear, there's no post - only junk mail.'

Postes Modernes

'I know those big money deals from NIGERIA are a scam, but this e-mail is from NEW GUINEA!'

"The new position not only comes with a bump in salary, but allows me to extend my reach into areas where I'm not qualified."

"Mum, it's the poste'mon"

"I'm delighted to report that Buck had a breakthrough and has identified the origins of his mailperson issues."