Mail Mission Adventurers Gifts

Beware of the slog...

Wall St. or True Love.

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

Santa called but you were out!

Ideas that failed: Goliath Goats.

"A possible eureka."

"I have to be honest. I would really miss it if there were no more Saturday mail!"

Postman Drops Off Post In Medical Building.

'Here's the junk mail.'

'I now pronounce you hooked and booked.'

'A late payment and a friendly reminder cross paths in the mail.'

U.S.Postal Service - Then and Now

"I used to bark at the mailman. Now I just write a blog about him!"

"Just junk mail."

"Sending out 1300 redundancy notices by mistake was a bit of a blooper!"

'He makes the deliveries other mailmen are afraid to make.'

'At last conclusive proof sods law works - but only with a thick-sliced family loaf.'

'Hurry, Andrea, here comes the hunk mail!'

'We tried living together, but that didn't work so we've decided to get married.'

"When you adopt a dog from a rescue centre you never know what bad habits they might have."

"Hmm, great! - no sign of that dog..."

Phone Signal Problems: "Can you hear me now?"

Mail pigeons, spam raven.

Postes Modernes

'....Till death do you part, don't say I didn't warn you.'

'No dear, there's no post - only junk mail.'

"I wonder if that treat the mailman is leaving me tastes better than he does."

Recycling Post.

'I know those big money deals from NIGERIA are a scam, but this e-mail is from NEW GUINEA!'

"Mum, it's the poste'mon"

"I'm delighted to report that Buck had a breakthrough and has identified the origins of his mailperson issues."

"The new position not only comes with a bump in salary, but allows me to extend my reach into areas where I'm not qualified."

'Man i'm getting FED UP with all this junk male!!'