Email Escapade Explorer Gifts

'I know those big money deals from NIGERIA are a scam, but this e-mail is from NEW GUINEA!'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

The Great Pyramid of Paperwork

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

'I hate bloody football! It's just a bunch of over-rated, overpaid nancy boys kicking a b-' - 'Genuine football fans may leave work early to avoid missing the start of important World Cup fixtures.' - 'C'mon England!'

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

Email Notifications

"Slowly begin to reawaken the body with thoughts of unread E-mails, piles of dirty laundry, and the kids you have to pick up from school."

"Outta my way. I need to check my email!"

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

"In my trashcan again, eh?"

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

"Master, you have 175,568 unread messages in your inbox."

Spam.

The Family Joules: Part 15

Mary had a little spam

Academics at the Beach: Professor Wilson receives his email messages by the use of willpower alone.

"I'm thinking your email must have gotten directed into my 'Oh no, that guy again' folder."

"Let me assure you voters that my life is an open email...at least it is since that last Russian cyber attack."

Spam.

'Out of office - Please leave your emails in the inbox next door.'

"Sending out 1300 redundancy notices by mistake was a bit of a blooper!"

Gone Phishing

"I thought that assignment from my school was spam."

Shipwrecked sailor finds island with shark on it

'This looks like a good spot to catch up on our email.'

"In my experience, there's nothing good at the end of a trail like this."

"I'm sorry, but nine Greek islands in seven days is just too much."

"Another company thinks I might like to keep receiving their emails!"

'I've located the source of all that annoying spam we've been receiving...preparing to destroy.'

When computers are attacked by Spam.

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'Ready?'

"Sometimes a spirit will linger in this world if it has emails it needs to reply to."