Email Escapade Explorer Gifts

'I know those big money deals from NIGERIA are a scam, but this e-mail is from NEW GUINEA!'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

The Great Pyramid of Paperwork

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

Email Notifications

"Slowly begin to reawaken the body with thoughts of unread E-mails, piles of dirty laundry, and the kids you have to pick up from school."

"Outta my way. I need to check my email!"

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

"In my trashcan again, eh?"

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

Academics at the Beach: Professor Wilson receives his email messages by the use of willpower alone.

Spam.

Mary had a little spam

"Master, you have 175,568 unread messages in your inbox."

"I'm thinking your email must have gotten directed into my 'Oh no, that guy again' folder."

Spam.

"Let me assure you voters that my life is an open email...at least it is since that last Russian cyber attack."

'Out of office - Please leave your emails in the inbox next door.'

"Sending out 1300 redundancy notices by mistake was a bit of a blooper!"

Gone Phishing

"I thought that assignment from my school was spam."

Shipwrecked sailor finds island with shark on it

'This looks like a good spot to catch up on our email.'

"In my experience, there's nothing good at the end of a trail like this."

"I'm sorry, but nine Greek islands in seven days is just too much."

'I've located the source of all that annoying spam we've been receiving...preparing to destroy.'

"Another company thinks I might like to keep receiving their emails!"

When computers are attacked by Spam.

'Ready?'

New York Sightseeing Cruises

"If you don't give us your email address we show up at your house."