Mail Manager Gifts

"I'm sure you do spend all your time here at the office, but could you please stop having your mail delivered here?"

'The check is in the email attachment.'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

Santa called but you were out!

"Mail's here."

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

"I thought that modern communications systems were meant to be more efficient...That they would cut down on waste and duplication."

"You should be able to get through your emails during the working day then you could use the rest of your life to do some of the work."

'Grrrr....'

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

'Yes, death signifies a cosmic change of address. Alas, your husband's mail will not be forwarded.'

The birth of junk mail.

"Please disregard the previous message - it was inadvertently sent to everyone on our list."

Beware of the Dragon

'Harvey, I'm afraid the dog has the mailman intimidated.'

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

Fine Print Letters

Postman Drops Off Post In Medical Building.

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

"I know a lot of classmates will say, 'Oh no, not another essay about mailmen.'"

You Shouldn't Have

"Master, you have 175,568 unread messages in your inbox."

Beware of Doug

'Here's the junk mail.'

'Dang! My applications as a mailman, a football player and a dancing teacher got rejected. I guess I've got to go on hunting that stupid white whale...'

Post Office: Why Not E-Mail It?

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.