Electronic Mail Manager Gifts

'I sent the wrong email by mistake - I'm trying to get it back!'

'The check is in the email attachment.'

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"No, kid, we don't call these 'attachment icons.' We call them paperclips."

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

'Could we finish these negotiations via e-mail? That will allow me to think before I respond to your proposals.'

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

"I thought that modern communications systems were meant to be more efficient...That they would cut down on waste and duplication."

"Did you get my e-mail about who takes out the trash today?"

"You should be able to get through your emails during the working day then you could use the rest of your life to do some of the work."

"My Gmail account is full. I can't get any more email." "So?" "I'll miss email. It was so old-timey. You could write hundreds or even thousands of words, with actual paragraphs." "People didn't see any little animations to show them you were typing. They had to actually wonder if you were going to reply." "And the spam was fun. You never got to hear from Nigerian princes while you're checking your texts." "Just delete stuff." "If you delete a few gigs of old emails, you'll be able to get n

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

'Yes, death signifies a cosmic change of address. Alas, your husband's mail will not be forwarded.'

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

Messenger of the gods in the digital age.

"The x-rays came back, and — I'm sorry, but we found a very large attachment."

"I can't believe my box is filled again!"

"Please disregard the previous message - it was inadvertently sent to everyone on our list."

"Don't forget to click 'Reply All.'"

"I'm sure you do spend all your time here at the office, but could you please stop having your mail delivered here?"

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"Well that email could have been a meeting."

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Computer Head

"Master, you have 175,568 unread messages in your inbox."

'Out of office - Please leave your emails in the inbox next door.'

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'I'm too tired to listen to a story tonight, mom. Just e-mail something and I'll read it tomorrow.'

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"Auto reply: I am dead and will have limited access to e-mail."

'You've got Chain Mail!'

"Andy...Andy...I'm not finding...let me check my spam folder..."

'You have no new messages in your mailbox.'