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'. . . and nobody noticed the elephant in the room.'

Mahout and his elephant on wash day.

"Yes, my mahout makes me work hard, but boy do I love the way he scrubs me when we bath in the river..."

Mahout uses elephant's tusks to dry washing.

VETERINARIAN, 'He's lost his appetite.'

'This is an older model, but it does have extra truck space in the rear.'

Elephant stairs.

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Elephant with an emergency ride.

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Seeing-Eye Elephant

"Yeah, I worked hard, but my mahout really took good care of me: the daily baths were so much fun!"

"Gesundheit!"

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Clown on bike.

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

The Fast Lane.

Bike Rides

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

Social Distancing Club

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

Bicycle sat nav.

A smiling cyclist

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Knight in shining Lycra!

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

"You've changed."

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

How Glaciations Begin