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Wimbledon Queue.

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

Camping-Pong

A couple sit in front of their RV drinking wine while looking at birds sitting in front of a a small RV in a tree also drink wine.

'I mean...'

Dog with his own tent.

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

I love campsites!

Reverse Mortgage.

"You took too long!"

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

'On second thought dear, I think it's your turn to make breakfast.'

'Okay guys - lights out!'

"I love the way these safari trips bring out the animal in you, darling."

It was a good idea to let the kids bring their friends...

A penguin's life is like endless summer camp, swimming and fishing all day every day!

Why do I have to go to camp? What's the alternative? Fend for myself like the resourceful youth of old! Right! The kind who worked dawn to dusk! I'll tell your dad you'll be right over to haul mulch for the nursery. The baseball camp sounds plenty rugged!

"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."

You're too old to go back to Camp Owonsit. That's ok. It's all little kids. How about Lake Kinepesakau Camp. It's all jocks. Your son needs an enriching summer experience. Thoughts? How about � Camp Workforaliving? It's all depressing adults.

"Help, my zip stuck!"

'Honey's a real problem for me. Whenever I try to cut back, I just end up binging on campers.'

"So you packed everything everything but the tent!"

Time for sports camp, Teddy. Let's go! Unghhh � I thought you hated all the sports craziness. Summer camps avoid the worst problems. I forget. Parent's aren't allowed. Heaven on earth.

"I'm sorry, Marvin. I can only spend so much time off the grid."

'How did our summer vacation turn intoa summer job??'

"I always keep one of my quills curled in case someone forgets the corkscrew."

The Ultimate Sleeping Bag.

'Boat Launch'

Ad Valorem

"Talk about big feet. I'd say partee tonight."