Magical Kingdom Lovers Mugs

'The public sure is fickle, isn't it?'

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"Here we are."

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"The knights of the round accent table"

Primitive magician

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"And the award for the best use of AI in a movie goes to..."

"Its been on the market for over two years. The estate agent reckons it's something to do with negative edibility!"

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

Cut out and keep your own Fairy Godmother.

"This is a little awkward, but you've been our guest for a while now, and we all have work in the morning..."

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

Beware of the Cat.

"At least she's reading."

"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000."

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

'You're thinking of your wife again, aren't you?'

"No guarantees, right?"

'Please enter your pin now.'

'Not here, Fred.'

"And for my next trick, an evidence-based strategy!"

'Pick a business card.'

Purple Fairy

Magician Playing Golf.

"No animals were harmed during this performance!"

'They'll tax it less than my 4X4.'

"I'm sorry, sir, but we're not MAGICIANS!"

Eye of Newt (evidently the favored hamburger condiment for witches)