Magic Well Enthusiasts Pillows

"Hearing aids. What did you wish for?"

Toadstools

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

Late BroomStick

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

Tiny Visions

Rocking Witches.

"It's probably just seasonal."

"Can you hypnotise me into being in shape?"

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

'Your future looks charming.'

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

'I don't get it, I've only served that guy water all evening.'

'This stuff is all well and good son, but when are you going to get a proper job?'

"They have to clean her up before they show her to God."

When her hex on ageing failed, Grizelda opted for the mobility - broom.

"That's my boy!"

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

A Magician pulls a rabbit out of his hat while behind him a clown pulls a carrot out of his.

"Stop playing dumb, young man. I wasn't pulled out of a hat yesterday."

'Waiter, there's a mysterious stain on this napkin.'

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

'I get the feeling lately that some of the magic has gone out of our relationship.'

"Are you sure you sent out those invitations?"