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"I've always known R.H. would be able to do that!"

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

Toadstools

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

Late BroomStick

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Desert Island BBQ

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Rocking Witches.

Broomstick crash.

100% carbon neutral

"I can't believe he brought her."

"I said slime."

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

Kiddies Menu for Witches

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Rocket and Witch Race

"It's probably just seasonal."

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

"We made a miscalculation, but it's consistent with our over-all strategy."

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

'Herb will provide one of his concise interpretations of the quarterly sales charts.'

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

Juggler and Illusionist

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

Witch's Brew.

Magic Tricks