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"I've always known R.H. would be able to do that!"

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

Toadstools

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

Late BroomStick

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

Desert Island BBQ

"I can't believe he brought her."

"I said slime."

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Rocking Witches.

Broomstick crash.

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"It's probably just seasonal."

Kiddies Menu for Witches

'One more curse out of you, young man, and it's right down to the principal's office.'

Rocket and Witch Race

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

"Help! I'm surrounded by idiots."

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

"We made a miscalculation, but it's consistent with our over-all strategy."

'Herb will provide one of his concise interpretations of the quarterly sales charts.'

Magic Tricks

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

Witch's Brew.