Magic Shop Owner Gifts

Toadstools

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Sale.

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

'I'll take it!'

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

Online Shopping.

'I think there's been some mistake...'

Honesty in retail

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

A Lady Out Shopping.

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

'It's something to do with a Microsoft copyright infringement.'

'Does any of your bread just have bread in it?'

'Just look'in'

'There's no fear of him making a Frankenstein's Monster out of this is there?'

"Malachite promotes inner peace, hope and security, but I can’t say for certain it will help you put up with your boss."

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

Thank you for calling ace novelty..and remember, think outside the box!

"They put nipples on the mannequins so you'll look at the stupid sweaters. Duh!"

"Obviously the price of this property is a reflection of it`s very desirable location."

'How old is this vase?'

'Our survey shows there's more confidence in shopping coupons than in the dollar...'

Odds 'n Ends/Odd 'n's

'I warned you counselor, no more tricks.'

Capt. Ahab's landlocked brother Morab, searching for the white elephant.

"Well SOME people might see it as buying a load of useless, overpriced rubbish but I see it as a brave attempt on my part to support a flagging retail sector."

Santa reads book: The Joy of Sacks.

'This reminds me of something funny. Remember the day I was shopping in that china shop and suddenly sneezed?'

Mom & Pop Grocerette